Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and she was petting her beer can
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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