She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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