Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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