I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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