if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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