There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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