There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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