We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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