did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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