theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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