don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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