You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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