Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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