My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The beer is more important than you right now.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You were trust falling into bushes
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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