my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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