Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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