You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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