speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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