Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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