I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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