Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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