Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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