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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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