Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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