he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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