would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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