READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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