Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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