Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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