the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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