I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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