So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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