Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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