Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Success! We fucked roommates!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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