he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I love having hate sex.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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