We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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