Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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