my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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