I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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