Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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