You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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