Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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