remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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