I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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