I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We have started to decorate penises.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
