Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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