Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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