I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
In America we eat man semen.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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