If i come over, it means nothing
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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