maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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