i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My feet surprised me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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