turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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