Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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