turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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