i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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