Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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