I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
