and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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