whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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